Wednesday, September 23, 2015

5 Reasons You Should Just STFU!

#Note: All these reasons apply to me as well as you and the person peering into your gadget while you read this.



Before you snigger and share this post (which in all likelihood only I will end up doing) let me explain why I decided to write this. I absolutely detest people who get personal. If I haven't messed with you or brought in any of your "peeps" in a conversation, I would advise that you refrain from the same. 

For the longest time, ever since I've moved to this city, I have been out and about hunting for a job. So when a stranger approaches you at an interview place and decides to include a few others in a group chat, you try to be courteous and respond. Right? Right. But when the stranger decides to include some nasty "feedback" about you and why you will never ever get a job, you muster all the strength in the world to calm yourself down and not allow punches to fly across that stranger's face. 

I would probably write a whole lot more reasons as to why one must STFU, but for now these are my top 5 reasons you should shut your jab, irrespective of you being sober or drunk. (I'll still forgive you, if you're drunk, but if you're sober, you will need to fear the fire breathing dragon)

Top of the list is when you insult a person, and despite being given a dirty look, you then begin to "apologize" while you carry on with points humiliating the person even further. (Don't apologize. Just don't. You might get whacked)

#2. You might just be shooting your mouth off, and if you're going to treat your mouth like your ass, then I'm sorry love. You're going to be treated like shit, so you may just want to STFU,

#3. You purposely speak loudly just to get a crowd to hear the shit spewing from your mouth. You got to STFU, because before you know it, the mob which was there to hear you and give a boost to your ego will probably being the same bunch of folks beating the living daylights out of you. (plus, you're making an absolute arse of yourself)

#4. Your opinion doesn't matter. So if you are being ignored, there is a valid reason for it. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT! So for the love of Rumpelstiltskin, STFU!

#5. Trust me, there will be a time when your brain and your infinite wisdom will think they are doing the right thing, but if it's the wrong person, Lord help you. You are going to get socked.

Now, STFU for a moment while you share this post and attain peace. 




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